Who are the Pinkertons?
Well, to put it lightly, Ethical Revolution is accomplishing what Lloyd Pinkerton always dreamed of – teaching America’s youth about making good choices, particularly pertaining to music piracy. Lloyd tried to take this mission on himself, but couldn’t quite get it right. But hey, we figured why not bring Lloyd and his family along to provide us with some entertainment on this journey of ethical decision-making? Believe me, their antics are well worth the trouble. Now, its time for you to meet the Pinkertons.
Hey there young person! Names Lloyd Pinkerton...pleased to meet ya! I saw you over there checking out the RV. It's a beaut isn't it? Yep, 1983 Jetstream in mint condition. Doesn't get much better than that. I'm traveling around America with my family. Yeah, we're a band, and we're teaching America's youth about making good, healthy, moral decisions...want to come see us play tonight over at the Dixie Cup Cafe?
Hi, pumpkin! How are you doing today? I'm LeiLani, but this crazy bunch calls me mom. How's keeping everything running smoothly as we travel around in what my lovely husband calls Paradise on wheels? Well, it's ok. Mind you, I have my problems, especially with the girls being all adolescent and such, but overall I don't mind. A lot less house to clean, you know what I mean? And my little four legged friend gets to travel everywhere with us. Would you like some Crystal Ice...I just made some for Rod here?
What's up? Please, call me Cad. My real name's Cadence, which I hate because everyone thinks I'm a girl. But, whatever. You probably heard about the whole RV and traveling family band thing. It's not a complete loss, but I'm just kinda riding it out until I can get my own band going back in LA. You know, kind punk, lot's of angst, that's what I like. And you can sure as heck believe that my dad, well Lloyd, who is actually my step-dad, will have no musical control over me then! Well, I gotta go to the bathroom...see ya around.
Hi, I'm Melody! Tell me where did you get those shoes?!? They are so cute, seriously, I love vintage! Yeah, that's my sister Harmony over there. She's kind of a loner. And a little dark if you ask me. We're twins, but let me tell you we don't share clothes or ever match. She can be all emo if she wants, but would it kill her to use a little lip gloss? Anyways, yeah, so we totally travel around in an RV and play music and all that jazz. I guess I meet some cool boys, but other than that, it pretty much sucks! Let me just say, thank God for im and text messaging! Well, gotta go, Vanessa's calling and she's having total crisis! Bye!
Let's get one thing straight...I'm Harmony, not Melody. Maybe if I were a pink-wearing, super-bubbly, poster child for American Eagle, it would be easy to get us confused. My family drives me freaking nuts...especially my sister if you haven't already gathered. She's always hogging the stupid cell trying to talk about who her flavor of the week is with one of her lemmings. Does she even think about me needing to talk to my boyfriend?!? His name's Stefan and he's a freshman at the Seattle Art and Music Institute. Unlike me, Melody has no idea what being in love is. I'm going to go MySpace Stefan...see you around.
Good afternoon...I'm Rod Pinkerton...pleasure to meet you. Quite a firm handshake there! I admire than in a person, it's a true sign of character. Or at least that's what my dad says. Ummmm, I'm pretty sure we've got practice or something, so I better go. If you want to come hear us play tonight, my mom can tell you about it. Ummm, bye!
